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I got a Xbox360 yesterday, and i got RE5. Iv'e not been on for a couple of months, because i went to florida for a month because a flood in our house.
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!my friends's in deeeeeep trouble, yesterday my friends and I were hangin out after school yesterday, and one of my friends wade, was yelling "hi" to all the cars that passed our road. wade yelled to a black
mercades and then the car went and reversed! we were like "oh shit!" "run like hell!" and wade hid in the bushes while the guy flipped him off. me and my friends Fabian and Jacob were laughing our asses off, and we told wade that they were gone. it was hella funny. i thought we were fucked.
my dog haley hasn't been acting normal lately. we haven't brought her to the vet yet, but my dad is keeping check on her. She still runs and jumps over stuff, but she lays down a lot more than usual, and she's more tired. I hope she's okay :(
she looks like this.

my best friend chris cut his wrist yesterday :O he's not emo. this is are conversation about it at school today.this IS how the conversation went.
Me: what's up
Chris: hey look
Me:holy shit. that's really bad man. should you go to a mental hospital? are you okay?
Chris: ya man, I can't believe I did this.
Me: wow. what happened?
Chris: I got in trouble and I couldn't go play games.
Me: so you cut your wrist?!
Chris: I was really depressed.
Me:over THAT?!
Chris: ya, never do it, it's stupid.
Me: well how'd you cut it.
Chris:i broke a PS1 disk in half and cut it with that.
Me: that's really dangerous
then... my friend saw it.
???: wtf? chris what's wrong with your arm?
Chris: fuck off n***a.
???: see ya later.
chris: go
Me: alright see ya later we'll shoot some hoops
Me: and by the way..
Chris: ya?
Me:Your scared for life.
now this is weird, he's usually all gangsta, but not yesterday.
see ya motha fuckas!
what did you guys think of it? Sanford is my new favorite character.
lol guys look up thekilller556 on google images. you'll find crazy ass stuff.

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
(A bunch of kids singing) We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
(A bunch of kids singing) We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
(A bunch of kids singing) We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
this song makes sense. sorry i can't upload the video, I don't know how to!
talk to you later you fucking twats!
and......
I believe them bones are me
Some say we're born into the grave
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them bones
Dust rise right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new scene
I feel so alone, gonna wind up a
Big ole pile a them bones
Toll due bad dream come true
I lie dead gone under red sky
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them...
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them...
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them bones
and fucking awesome one :D
Yo man there's a lot of brothers out there
flakin and perpetratin but scared to kick reality
[Ice Cube]
Man, you been doin all this dope producin
You ain't had a chance to show 'em what time it is
[Dr. Dre]
So what you want me to do?
Express yourself!
[Dr. Dre]
I'm expressin' with my full capabilities
And now I'm livin in correctional facilities
Cause some don't agree with how I do this
I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist
I'm droppin flava, my behaviour is hereditary
But my technique is very necessary
Blame it on Ice Cube; because he said it gets funky
when you got a subject and a predicate
Add it on a dope beat; and it'll make you think
Some suckers just tickle me pink - to my stomach
Cause they don't flow like this one
You know what? I won't hesitate to diss one
or two before I'm through, so don't try to sing this
Some drop science; while I'm droppin english
Even if Yella, makes it a-capella
I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or sess
Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage
And brain damage on the mic don't manage - NUTHIN
but makin a sucka and you equal
Don't be another sequel.. Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
[Dr. Dre]
Now, gettin back to the PG
That's program, and it's easy
Dre is back, new jacks are made hollow
Expressin ain't their subject
because they like to follow
the words, the style, the trend; the records I spin
Again and again and again - yo,
you're on the other end
[ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/BvEu ]
Whatch a brother blend dope rhymes, with no help
There's no fessin or guessin
while I'm expressin myself
It's crazy to see people be
what society wants them to be, but not me
RUTHLESS, is the way to go, they know
Others say rhymes which fail to be original
or they kill where the hip-hop starts
Forget about the ghetto, and rap for the pop charts
Some musicians cuss at home
But scared to use profanity when upon the microphone
Yeah, they want reality, but you will hear none
They'd rather exaggerate a little fiction
Some say no to drugs, and take a stand
But after the show, they go lookin for the "Dopeman"
Or they ban my group from the radio
Hear N.W.A. and say, "Hell no!"
But you know it ain't all about wealth
As long as you make a note to.. Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
[Dr. Dre]
Express yourself! .. from the heart
cause if you wanna start to move up the chart
then expression is a big part of it
You ain't efficient when you flow, you ain't swift
Movin like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis
There's a little bit more to show
I got rhymes in my mind, embedded like an embryo
or a lesson - all of 'em expression
And if you start fessin, I got a
Smith and Wessun for ya
I might ignore your record because it has no bottom
I get loose in the summer winter spring and autumn
It's Dre on the mic, gettin physical
Doin' the job, N.W.A is the lynch mob!
Yes I'ma climb, but you know you need this
And the knowledge is growin just like a fetus
or a tumor, but here is the rumor
Dre is in the neighborhood and he's up to no good
When I start expressin myself, Yella, slam it
Cause if I stay funky like this I'm doin damage
Or I'ma be too hyped, and need a straight jacket
I got knowledge, and other suckers lack it
So, when you see Dre, a DJ on the mic
Ask what it's like - it's like
we're gettin hyped tonight
Cause if I strike, it ain't for your good health
But I won't strike if you just.. Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
Express yourself!
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
Express yourself!
Go on and do it..
Go on and do it..
MY COMPUTER IZ FUCKED UP BITCHEZ!
it won't embed the fucking video!
youtube account
http://www.youtube.com/madnessfan345
Updated: 03/18/09 6:42 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!you guys probably don't care but my dad drives a lowrider.
bold
find a pc of me at www.sexy.com
or www.lol.com
or www.goth.com
lol not really
linkathon tomorrow!
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live another twenty fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a n***az direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of n***az and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
and now i am yelling dominoes
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my n***az house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
lol it's maccer from san andreas :D
and look my dad :O
holy shit! a comet is passing over us right now! if anyones reading this, go out side and look for it!

my fucking san andreas has a crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by thekilller556 Jan. 25, 2009 @ 9:50 PM ESTLOL
i was able to make this by myself, took me an hour.
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i first got san andreas 2 years ago. i lost it. for christmas i got GTA 3, GTA vice City, And GTA san andreas. i just beat 3, then vice city. i was about to start san andreas, when it had a fucking crack in the disk! i was so pissed off i had to go to amazon and get a new one! i also broke the disk for san andreas
hey guys go to www.vampirefreaks.com i dare you.
also, don't forget www.emo.com it's really not an emo website...
in fact i don't know what the hell it is.
actually, how about www.krinkels.com
ya, that's a good site.
goddammit, the laser burnt my halo 3 disc! this is the second time this has happened! first rock band, now this! it's all because of my dog Marty. tt is in a fight with 7iu.
EDIT: i became friends with freakboy987
EDIT: i tested to see what it feels like to cut your wrist. it felt horrible. i'm never doing that again. ouchy.
Updated: 01/25/09 9:36 PM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!what is grantemauto? it is my sister's version of you guessed it grand Theft Auto. it's hilarious to hear it. when I play GTA4, or the others, she'll say "are you playing grantemauto? AGAIN? *sigh*" wah ta hilarious sister I have. rude comments will be deleted and the user will e blocked. oh yea, and if your wondering, my gamertag is Xdmadness57. she also calls omas instead of Thomas
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